table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table

i gave her the table shaker last night

by your pseudm December 5, 2016

Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table

John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose

by SilversSun May 3, 2017

tableauitis

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.

Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?

by matty-ice June 6, 2017

table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

Tabletable

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.

You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.

by Dudealive November 28, 2017

table

To be flatchested but have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

tabenut

Shut the fuck up

Keep talking il yell tabenut

by TheMan724 May 21, 2018