the real tea

use this term when the tea is so piping hot that it burns off your tongue and makes you want to die

did you hear that _____ fucked ____? That's the real tea right there.

by dextyrr McGee October 14, 2018

Tea-bagged

The resting of the scrotum against the property of another by way of "claiming right" over said property. Oftern accompanied by photographic evidence with which to demonstate the act to the owner.

He went and tea-bagged my new board dude...

by Nik H April 22, 2004

Tea cup

The act of someone sneaking up to you while your sleeping and putting your balls into their mouth. It's like teabagging but the opposite.

I woke up during a wet dream with someone "tea cupping "my balls!

by here2fixu May 22, 2010

tea bagged

tea bagged

where a man puts his ball on his gf/bf eyes

ashlee: mornin love (with his balls on her eyes)
jammie-lee: oo sexy thank u 4 tea bagged

by (L) June 22, 2008

tea bagged

When drinking a cup of tea with the tea bag still steeping, and the tea bag hits you in the nose.

"That cup of Tetley's totally tea bagged me!", "OMG, you have tea on your nose! did you get tea bagged?"

by Steven P. Superstud December 30, 2007

tea bagger

Usually goes by the moniker Leaning Left, It is someone that enjoys this bizarre sexual practice while masturbating to Bush pictures

Leaning Left has a secret love for GWB and would love to be his tea bagger

by eastern shore lib March 29, 2010

Milk Tea

When a dude ejaculates in a girl's mouth and proceeds to spit boba in her mouth through a straw.

Open your mouth. It's time for your "milk tea".

by yvngrin October 12, 2020