Richard

The most annoying person you'll ever meet. They joke about farts and obsessively talk about The Simpsons 24/7 (They force people to watch it) . They are a teacher's pet and will go out of their way to act like the teacher in class. He always tries to re-use roasts while making a stupid face than says "that's what you are" than makes a hella annoying "OHHHH"noise at his own crappy roast. Nobody thinks he is attractive and he has no friends other than those quiet kids in the corner. He acts like a dad in his 50s

Boy #1: Hey who is that kid over there. He looks like he is 4

Boy #2: Oh that's just Richard..

Boy #1: Haha, what a dork

Boy #2: Ikr

by ThePurplePerson December 13, 2021

Richard Parker

KIVASH EFF OFF!!!

Richard Parker /KUIFIE

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Richard

Being called a “Richard”, is the equivalent of being called lame and goofy/a boring person.

- “You wanna do something tonight”
~ “Nah I’m real tired from yesterday, I just wanna chill”
-“Since when did you become such a RICHARD?”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Richard Head Syndrome

The Richard Head syndrome is a disease in which you cannot get over something. Specifically liberal19 aka covid and your enjoyment to vote for change. With the disease you need to repeat yourself for months or years. Might even turn into decades. You can’t help yourself from continuously posting on social media, blowing up friends and family phones, shouting in public, etc.

I think our friend Rick is crazy. He is posting his emotions about Covid and voting on yupbook again. No he just has Richard Head syndrome

by Carlson99 May 28, 2025

Richard Savy

The biggest moron.

"Hey dude, you're being Richard Savy."

by Satanismftw September 2, 2019

richard pham

A get money nigga someone that gets it no matter what the realist person you would ever met

Damn that's boy a real Richard Pham

by King Of Getting Money August 21, 2017

grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.

Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*

by Fractious1 December 29, 2017