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Donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?
by Step Dog November 17, 2020
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2 man step

When their dick is 2 meters long
I would love to show you my ‘2 man step
by Ahajsjskdjsosjekwnsj August 8, 2022
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STEP

To shit, throwup, ejaculate, and/or piss in, on , or near anything or anyone.

To make something that was very clean and pristine, totally disgustingly messy and gross.
When I come home drunk and horny, I usually STEP on the floor, the dog, the bed, my wife and one of the cats before I fall asleep.

Matt: Is that an above ground pool in the ground?

Andrew: Why yes it is.

Matt: That's pretty redneck. It looks like someone STEP'd in it.

Andrew: Its just the oak tree fuzzies.

Matt: You should pour that 5 gallons of pool chlorine in it.

Andrew: OK, but when it clears up, you better not STEP in it.
by mjobnd April 30, 2010
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Kansas 2-Step

when one finishes a bubble bath, usually in the "spongebob squarepants bottle" with the water at exactly 87 degrees, then has intercourse with The Devil Wears Prada" (music not movie) playing. Has to be on a Tuesday.
Me and my ex gf's sister's neighbor did a Kansas 2-step last tuesday...LEGIT
by kevinliaobitches September 23, 2009
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Step Up

Noun

A song by Linkin Park.

Also, a threat.
Watch as the room rocks
Mentally moonwalk
Mixed media slang
Banging in your boom box verbal violence
Lyrical stylist
In a time when rock hip hop rhymes are childish
You can't tempt me with rhymes that are empty
Rapping to a beat doesn't make you an emcee
With your lack of skill and facility
You're killing me
And a DJ in the group just for credibility
I heard that some of you are getting help with your rhymes
You're not an emcee if someone else writes your lines
And rapping over rock doesn't make you a pioneer
Cause rock and hip hop have collaborated for years
But now they're getting randomly mixed and matched up
All after a fast buck and all the tracks suck
So how does it stack up? None of it's real
You want to be an emcee you've got to study the skill

Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Bring it to you every time like this?
Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Step, step up, step, step up

So you pick up a pen and write yourself a new identity
But mentally you don't have the hip hop energy
With a tendency to make up stories
Sounding like the only hip hop you've heard is top 40
And your record company is completely missing it
All the kids are dissing it for not being legitimate
So in a battle you can't hack it
React with whack sh*t
And get smacked with verbal back flips
Get your arse kicked by fabulous battle catalysts
It's taken decades for emcees to establish this
You're new to hip hop and welcome if your serious
But not on the mic
Leave that to the experienced

(Using the waves of sound the true master paralyzes his opponents, leaving him vulnerable to attack)

Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Bring it to you everytime like this?
Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Step, Step Up, Step, Step Up

Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Bring it to you everytime like this?
Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Step, Step Up, Step, Step Up

(After years of pain staking research by the world's leading sound scientists, we here at the sound institute have invented a reliable audio weapons system. Actual movement of musical sound in space used to carefully attack and neutralize the cellular structure of the human body, and the question must be asked.....)

Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Bring it to you everytime like this?
Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Step, Step Up, Step, Step Up


Threat: "C'mon Napolean, step up!"
- Napolean Dynamite
by TheWhiteBlade January 19, 2005
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Evil Stepsister

Verb. To fit a body part (usually a foot) into a smaller than usual piece of clothing.
When looking at a pair of shoes that is clearly too small: "I can't even evil stepsister my way into those."
by GeckoGecko August 21, 2011
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Step Mom

Aka “Bonus Mom”

Marries a man with children and because she loves said man so much, she adopts his kids into her heart and puts up with a lot of backlash because of it such as BM hating her existence and forcing children to do the same. Step moms are saints but are often not allowed to make important decisions for the children or love them despite step mom’s love and adoration for said children.
Her step mom gives her hugs and tells her she loves her so much. What a lucky kid to have such a loving step mom!
by WanderingTAPdancer September 24, 2018
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