poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014

Falsely Elevated Status

You don't have a status.

Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Statue Of Liberty

Whilst the woman is bent over getting piped in the ass the male stands up straight raising his right arm int the air and during this sex move the male must be wearing a roman toga and be holding the bible

Guy 1: Me and sarah tried to do the statue of liberty last night
Guy 2: SO DID WE!!!!!

by JEWSUS CHRIS May 27, 2018

Broke Status

The time period in between being Flat Broke and Pay day where you have about $20 to your name.

Hey man I'm back from my trip wanna go out for a beer this Tuesday?- Friend 1
Nah, I'm broke status right now we get paid on Thursday though- Friend 2

by Sstav August 20, 2016

auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

Status Quo

Not smarter. Just less honest.

Hym "Well, I guess if the status quo is people like me not getting paid... Then the only way to upend it... Is for me to get paid! And I can't prove I'm better than Thomas Sowell at doing nothing if I... You know... Do more than nothing. That would defeat the entire purpose of this this I'm doing! Which is: proving that I'm better than everyone. Especially Thomas!"

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011