The "Graceland" of
Georgia; often is thought of as boring by
people who probably had no friends or got beat up at late night. Stateboro makes itself home to some of the greatest inventions of the 21st century: Eagle Creek Golf Course, the most
miles of dirt roads in
Georgia, The Woodin Nikel, Zaxby's, and best of all the damn fine southern
girl wearin that little sundress on gameday.
One of the major attractions of Statesboro is Georgia Southern University where they
don't discriminate against people who aren't smart. The policy at Georgia Southern is that "you can go here for as long as you want and still be an undergrad, just as long as you look good doing it."
Another thing, everyone here can fight. Usually the ones being dragged out of the bar/party are the ones that come from Athens, Clemson, or Auburn. So bring your dukes when you come, oh and put em up.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the
Georgia Power Company...and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our
snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro,
Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2. They'
re all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that...and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!"
-Erk Russell
