squashmaxxing

The act of wrapping a tourniquet around your head to squish your skull into looking like a squash.

Hey honey, I caught our son squashmaxxing. What should we do?

by Scylla99 March 12, 2024

Squash

A brother in arms, A bro, A Cro, someone who is your day one and got your back in any situation.

Yo squash.

by Big stepper O April 12, 2024

Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squatch

A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.

Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.

by Zanninu April 16, 2024

Squatish

Someone who reads aloud using a terrible fake Scottish accent.

Jesse is always trying to read in Squatish

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

Squatish

Someone that reads with a fake shitty Scottish accent

Jesse stop using your Squatish accent

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by anonymous December 27, 2024