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hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America
by Sexydimma September 8, 2017
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valley springs

Located in Calaveras County
Founded by Mexicans. This small town is located in the gold miners country. It consists of one four-way stop, 1 and a half grocery stores, 2 gas stations and a few fast food restaurants. Also home to Hogan Lake. This town is a small hick town out in the stix. The nearest high school is 15 minuts away. There is only one way to this high school and it consists of a twising road through the foothills where you eventually lose signal for the radio. This town is also known as Loserville, Hickville, and Where-the-hell-am-i-ville.
Jane: Look!!! We are in Valley Springs!!!
John: Where? I missed it, I must have blinked.
by vw_kat January 20, 2009
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Blue Springs High School

Their marching band (Golden Regiment) has CLEARLY overpowered Blue Springs South High in the playing comps and they're totally WAY better at everything. Pretty much all around. Their mascot is the Wildcat and EVERYONE knows that in the wild, a wildcat would take down a jaguar (South's mascot) colors: purple and gold
Did you hear about that kid who goes to Blue Springs High School?

You mean the totally awesome kid?!

Ch'yeah. He was totally awesome and better than South.
by BluespringsCellist January 7, 2012
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Bruce Springsteen

Fuck Tony Danza, Bruce Springsteen IS The Boss!
by melizzle to da L March 14, 2009
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Pagosa Springs

A small town located in Southern Colorado filled with hicks, rednecks, and hippies. The high school students in this town who have lived there all their lives are blissfully unaware of the outside surroundings of the real world, and are in for a rude awakening. Unfortunately, most will not move away from this town for fear of the unkown, and will follow in the footsetps of their parents becoming farmers, and overall unipmortant, usless people in society.
Hey, have you been to Pagosa Springs? Ya, my parents made me move there senior year. It totally sucks!
by The Abominable Snowman January 4, 2008
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Bruce Springsteen

A musical LEGEND from the late 70s and still playing today (in 2015)
I went to see a Bruce Springsteen concert, I almost broke my eardrums when the audience sang the chorus with him
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Newberry Springs, CA

A Small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. No one walks the streets at night because they're so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. Homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it's a great place for Polygamists Cults to exist, and prosper, because no one would know that they practice there.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
Let's go to Newberry Springs, CA!

...where?
by sokennethwasall December 28, 2008
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