The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022

Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.

You absolute spoon! Stop boffing!

by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018

Peanut Butter Spoon

When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.

"Hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter Spoon?"

by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020

spoonfuls of australia

A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.

Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!

by Daddytoes September 4, 2016

Spoon

The word spoon can refer to someone who made a stupid comment or had a retard moment whilst speaking.

E.g. Bob says, “Roses are blue, violets are red,” Zach quickly responds with, “You’re a spoon.”

by Average Guy Pete April 17, 2019

squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.

It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.

by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017

Silver spoon

A character from ii who is simped for. Many people simp for this character for his hot bod

Person1: why the fuck are you simping for a spoon.
Person2: because silver spoon has a hot bod

by Spoon simp August 9, 2022