Abortion Slave

Instead of people being forced to throw the jelly bean away into the night, they can turn the jellybean into raw human capital and it become a powerful way for society to achieve UBI

"Man I been working with the Abortion Slaves all week smh"

"Just cause u an Abortion Slave dont mean u cant be a doctor!!! u just wont get no money haha"

by flanboughtmysextape September 12, 2025

Mafia slave

A victum of racketeering fraud. Trafficing of victums by Mafia and or police services.

A Mafia slave maybe unaware that they are in a trafficking situation. A friend, relative or coworker will act as a "handler" and 'contact'. The handlers job is to make sure that the targeted individual is in the right place at the right time to create the appearance that they are "working". The handler may actually be the Mafia contact who signs contracts and payment or that may be a different position in a larger trafficking ring.

Mafia slaves often turn up dead, for failure to provide contractual obligations or so that the trafficking ring can avoid detection. This is also considered a form of payroll fraud or " ghost labour force"

Restitution mafia slaves are fractalized.

Mafia slaves are trafficking victums there unaware that they are being trafficked

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

tiny dick slave

Pretty much Nick in a nutshell. It's exactly how it sounds.

Wow... Nick is such a fucking Tiny Dick Slave lmao

by Eternal_Sex_God December 25, 2016

bohemian monkey slave

Some fat dude name Jerry

Tell Jerry he looks like a Bohemian monkey slave.

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018

miss.paulsons.slave

They are very swaggy and you should follow them on tiktok cause the urban dictionary said so

Have you heard of miss.paulsons.slave they are very cool

by stanlana June 1, 2021

no raise no slave

When u aspire to work for a certain amount/promotion because the job is not fitting your own requirements.

Tom: This job finally giving me a raise. Now they going to see me really work.
Paul: No raise no slave!

by 2intent November 8, 2021

To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.

Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023