No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

Alabama Splash Adventure

When you, your sister, and cousin all shit, piss, and cum on each other at the same time

Did you hear jody talking to his friends? Said he went to Alabama splash adventure last weekend!

by Lordh3adass January 30, 2021

egg splash

a very good looking person that is extremely attractive

dave is egg splash

by thereal1_17 February 17, 2021

Ass Splash

When you’re taking a massive and the piss water splashes up at your ass making you feel uncomfortable.

Man, I was taking a massive and I had a fucking rad ass splash.

by ThatAssSplashGuy March 6, 2021

emerald splash

the act of spraying your cum on a girls face so it cannot be blocked or in this case "deflected

person 1: hey man do see jessica over there?
person 2: yeah i gave her the emerald splash last night
person 1: saaaame bro

by missileclick June 3, 2021

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021