Kill a spider

Euphemism for defecating

I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"

by Hammertime20 July 16, 2020

Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020

Spiders Chandelier

Ejaculating into the air

She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier

by Nathaniel Jameson September 12, 2018

Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018

spider spray

Spider Spray is a gay sex act where a man raw dogs another man from behind them when about to cum he shoves him to the floor, cums in his hand then throws the web of jizz on his face while he tries to tongue punch his way out.

Kyle was really looking forward to receiving his spider spray as he’d been working on his tongue strength all week.

by Gadget463 June 13, 2021

Spider

Spider is a guy that drives a shitty golf.

It can be used in a sentence by saying “look at spider over there in his shitty golf

by ball guy February 1, 2023

Mama Spider

Soft, protective, or motherly Natasha Romanoff. Usually in relation to being a motherly figure to Peter Parker; but not always.

Also used: Momma Spider, Spider mom & Mama Nat.

"Uh, oh, they angered Mama Spider," Tony whispered.

by queertree April 25, 2022