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Slimy socks

When a persons feet sweat so much that when they take off their shoes, it's soaked in sweat and the sock has started drooping off the foot. Term was most likely started in the locker rooms of schools.
Eww Eric, your have slimy socks.
by potatoali August 10, 2017
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Weiner sock

when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis
oh Shit man

What?

i have a weiner sock
by i killed the jewz June 3, 2017
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cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.
My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.
by Kaje Willliams March 10, 2014
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Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.
Alright class we're playing sock soccer today
by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023
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Fuck Sock

A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.
"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"
by RTYF April 4, 2020
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Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D January 17, 2009
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Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.
Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.
by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018
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