Samantha

a girl who believes her problems are worse then everyone elses, she thinks self diagnosing herself with a bunch of mental illness' is quirky but in reality it makes her look like a bad person. She is usually really fake and only talks to you when she needs to talk about deep things cause she knows her "friends" wont care. Mostly beautiful but everyone has flaws, some Samantha's can actually be really great. But some are just snakes with devil horns

Person 1 : look its Samantha
Person 2 : oh no, lets leave before she torments us with her rudeness

by Ya bixch November 2, 2019

Dictator-for-Life Santa

A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.

All hail!

by Natepalm October 22, 2003

Santa Claus

A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!

Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!

by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011

Dirty Santa

Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.

He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.

by Pamber December 9, 2012

Santa Monica College

A fucking over populated community college in Santa Monica that lies about University transfers. It's a community college. It was among the top ranking in the national. However, due to critical financial shortages, it belongs to the bottom in my option ( I went there). In addition, the Professors(most) are a holes. Some Pressores are really caring and nice.

Damn, I went to Santa Monica College, it sucks.

by Marco at UCR October 17, 2006

Samantha

An odd thing that sings and dances randomly. Samanthas are often confused and cant hold a phone conversation and sit in the car at the same time. Samanthas constantly repeats the phrase "Do the can can can, Do the can can can" Be careful they can not be trusted with animals they are very likely to put it in the dryer.

What is Samantha saying...."do the can can can"?

by VeggieBergers September 30, 2008

Johan Santana

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.

Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.

by Oakland A's Sweeped the Minnesota Twins in the ALDS 2006 October 7, 2006