by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009
Get the Shopping Godsmug. Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.
Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
Get the Pain Shoppingmug. As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011
Get the Abandon Shopmug. An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.
They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"
Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 9, 2024
Get the Tiktok Shop Gurumug. The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that
by n54 drew May 20, 2022
Get the Window shoppingmug. by Dead Stu April 14, 2022
Get the Candy shopmug. shopping classy is the girl that everyone is jealous of , she is the most beautiful girl you ' ll ever see in your entire life time , she also makes the boys crazy so you better watch out Ladies .
by GOD.dictinary May 29, 2018
Get the shopping classymug.