To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
by Juneuey January 19, 2025
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Bro, I was fucking my girl last night and fingered her ass and there was a piece of shit. I flicked it off and it became a shooting star.
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"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
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