seizure salad

The negative result of mixing drugs, the most common of which is Extacy and speed.

Did you see guy last night, he was off his face... he started having a seizure salad on the dance floor

by SniperWolfings September 11, 2007

taco salad

Where you eatin a girls ass and she shits in your mouth then you chew it up (ground beef) and spit it in her pussy then you fuck the pussy and cum all over it(sour cream)then eat it all back up

wow i gave sally the taco salad she said it looked delicious

by Brandon Hell June 7, 2007

Salad Tongs

A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!

Ugly Kid: Salad Tongs
Everyone: I want to hump him!

by Arkalit November 13, 2004

salad bar

(adj.) A form of logically-flawed apologeticism: Evidence that selectively favors one's position, the unfavorable evidence being ignored.

Social economic Darwinists (SEDs) are salad bar nature fanciers; they ignore the fact that nature has no policemen and thus the equilibrium in such a "free" (SED) society will inevitably be one with far more inequality, fraud, and criminal activity.

by SomeoneAmazing April 13, 2008

Fruit Salad

Kissing multiple people at the same time, all with Jolly Ranchers in their mouth. I know, it sounds weird.
Who do you want to make fruit salad with?

"I had fruit salad yesterday."

by Melena February 14, 2013

Meat Salad

A woman's vagina; particularly the labia.

He promised eternal chastity, but then two stanzas farther on, once the key to
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.

by G Grass March 15, 2009

macaroni salad

its when one person (male) eats a variety of foods, then proceeds to shit it out onto another person's (female) face. It is then digested and referred to as the macaroni salad.

Dude, did you give your girlfriend a macaroni salad yet?

by Matt Puskarich June 27, 2007