tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

corn salad

this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.

I'm having corn on the cob for breakfast so your mom can have some corn salad tonight!

by the great cornholio June 18, 2006

Fruit Salad

A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.

Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.

by Apple_Pie November 19, 2011

Salad Fingers

this is a cartoon about the insane and the battle for sanity if u watch his puppets are him well diffrent aspects of him.

Hubert CUmberdale: Him when he commits offel acts taste like soot and poo
Margery Steward Baxter: little girl he killed and ate notice he says u taste of Sunshine Dust, on the oven there is a sun he cooked the girl and ate her, well hubert cumberdale did his split personality
Fisher: is him the normal him fighting the great battle for sanity
Rusty Spoon: the anker to sanity when he has the spoon he is normal
Facuets: water wash's the filth and bad thoughts away
Number 22: canablistic Number
ill post more later on there is alot of messages in the films u need to be mentaly ill to find them all. if u have any questions or comments e-mail me at [e-mail]

Salad Fingers Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"

Salad Fingers: Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"

by XxGerMxX September 4, 2008

salad gash

the gunk that collects around the top of salad cream bottles with a snot like quality

"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"

"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"

by beroxro October 20, 2009

Salad Chicken

Any lettuce-based salad that has strips of chicken placed on or in it. Used to describe a salad that includes chicken while avoiding the term "Chicken Salad," which is more generally used to describe the delicious mayonaise-based paste that is either a topping for salad or the inside of a sandwich.

Dumb Guy: Ooh! Look! Theres some chicken salad in the cafeteria!

Smart Guy: No jackass, thats Salad Chicken. Chicken Salad is the stuff your mom makes for sandwiches."

Dumb Guy: Oh.

by Grizogi January 20, 2010

Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.

Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."

by SophieBee October 7, 2012