Shit take but go off.
by Urmomform561 November 17, 2021
The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.
I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!
by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023
To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.
"God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again."
by faton4paws June 22, 2014
by Kong Dong 69 February 04, 2021
Someone who doesn't do anything with their life besides making everyone else's a living hell. Often mocks them, calls them names, and photoshops them onto things.
by tbhpleasestopomg July 19, 2015
v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."
The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys
The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys
by 1crazyrob August 10, 2011
I can't believe you ran away from a fight leaving your boy behind to get jumped. You on some sucker shit.
by PeachPlugger9000 October 23, 2017