The fear of talking to women especially texting them due to the fact that you might enlist yourself in her roster
by Shinaman32 December 11, 2024
Get the rosterphobic mug.A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.
guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the
freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.
guy 2: did he succeed?
guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation
freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.
guy 2: did he succeed?
guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation
by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025
Get the Roosevelt High School mug.Related Words
A type of list of people you want to hit the motions of intercourse on the matress with.
NOT used for family members by any means.
NOT used for family members by any means.
by aleenas127 April 30, 2025
Get the roaster mug.1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.
2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.
2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.
The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.
by Roster Lover December 7, 2025
Get the Roster Envy mug.by ozslang August 23, 2003
Get the computer rooter mug.Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.
Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"
by mickeeey June 21, 2009
Get the totally rooted mug.a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.
Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!
Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!
Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!
by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010
Get the pootie rooters mug.