Robert Baker

A half black half Italian guy. He’s short but he plays hockey as a goalie. Based on this description, he doesn’t sound like a real person. But what’s even more unreal is how fine he is 😍

Everyone loves Robert Baker
I made out with Robert Baker

by Arsenal47 August 10, 2022

Robert Stewart

The goat

Robert Stewart is the goat

by roberto Stewart October 15, 2022

Robert Patterson

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday

That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.

by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022

Robert Tan Swee Meng

Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.

My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.

by albertwongseebeng October 29, 2022

Robert Amos

If you are a Robert Amos then you have it all

Check that guys dick out it's definitely a Robert Amos.

by A chick that knows December 4, 2022

Robert Downey Jr

The best looking man in all the multiverse’s.

A man all people would turn gay for is Robert Downey Jr

by P0tat0 human August 31, 2022

Robert x paul

Robert loves Paul so much

Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life

by Sandra’s lover 😋 September 2, 2022