Fuck a dog in a river

To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.

Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....

by Bradley the mushroom July 8, 2012

River

A girl who will after every person you love just to hurt you, she's a fake slut and wont ever tell the truth and don't be around her, she'll sends nudes to anyone that asks, if you date her shell probably cheat on you and blow a hit of bong in your face, she's a lying skank do not trust her

Person 1: Whats her name?
Person 2: Thats river
Person 1: Can tell, she's a slut

by youll.never.know July 29, 2017

cry me a river

one of worst songs ever by one of worst singers ever ... i hope i will never hear it again

the 69 eyes's song is better... it goes "bleed me a river" ... yeah...

by iva August 22, 2004

River Trash

AKA Yinzer. Specifically female native of Pittsburgh. Often found in Pitt malls. Wear absurd amounts of eye shadow and huge hair. Appear trapped in the 80s. Usually ages 12-30. Give of an aura of skankdom.

<me> Holy shit! What is that?
<frat bro> That... is river trash.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

River Dance

The motions a Meth Head would use when trying to stand still. This dance is purely unintentional by the Meth Head and is usually observed in the check out line in Walmart around 3am. The dance is a seris of flailing arms, fidgeting legs, and spastic jaw movements.

Yo dude, go check out the crankenstien in isle 3, he's really doing a river dance.

by MerryChrismeth April 27, 2010

River

M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.

J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.

M:
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!

J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!

by kateandsasha February 15, 2009

gender reveal party

A stupid and lame new party idea where both male and female friends and family members are invited over to the house of a pregnant woman where the gender, usually unbeknownst to even the future parents, of the unborn baby is revealed via some elaborate display where either the color blue (boy) or pink (girl) is shown. Basically, it is an unnecessary excuse for a party for millennials aimed at grabbing both money and attention, in addition to a baby shower.

Rob: I was invited to a gender reveal party this weekend.
Andrew: What is that?
Rob: Some party where some pregnant lady tells everyone the gender of her unborn baby.
Andrew: Sounds stupid.
Rob: Totally. But my wife's dragging me to it.

by sharkster August 24, 2017