tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Soul Patch

Verb; An intentionally ambiguous term implying an unknown or unforeseen threat, promise, or praise; spoken in a spirit of complete and purposeful ambivalence which will leave the implied act completely to the imagination.

1.) As a threat: "Do that again, dude, and I swear I will soul patch your ass."
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"

Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.

by Schuyler The Cat September 1, 2011

Rusty Cabbage Patch

Rusty piccolo When a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a piccolo getting rid of the spit.

(man)"I want a Rusty Cabbage Patch" (man or women) "Whats that?" (man) "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" (man or women) "ok"

by Cheese Wilson and Juicy Grape February 7, 2010

Rusty Cabbage Patch

Rusty Cabbage Patch Is when a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a whistle getting rid of spit.

(man)"I want a Rusty Cabbage Patch" (man or women) "Whats that?" (man) "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" (man or women) "ok"

by Cheese Wilson and Juicy Grape February 7, 2010

pitch a tent

to withold marijuana (in joint, blunt, or smoking device form) that is circulating a group of people, for an extended period of time.

"hey marcus, what're you doing, pitching a tent over there? pass the L!"

by badash98 October 26, 2004

Patches O'houlihan

Really sweaty arm pits

Good sweet Patches O'houlihan i have sweaty fucking arm pits. Lock

by Dj Lock May 1, 2010

Sour Patch Kid

If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.

I gave head to Luke last night and he tasted like a sour patch kid

by austin rinahldi March 6, 2009