Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.

DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.

by MrWang45 April 11, 2011

tough puppy

A British slang term signifying hard luck or misfortune. Usually used humorously; also used to needle.

I say! My daughter Estella has run off with a blacksmith's boy!

Well, tough puppy, Miss Havisham.

by benbisley June 27, 2008

Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Danielle: You remember the lecture on puppy love in our human sexuality class.
Kandiss: Yes, and during the lecture I could do is think about my ex and feel sorry for his next.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

feed the puppies

slang that a busty stripper, hooter girl or female bartender uses to suggest a tip.

Hooter girl leans over and shows her cleavage and states "feed the puppies" after she serves you a beer.

by RonMark46 December 26, 2013

Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

Poker puppy

Good girl

Want to be my poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024

comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.

Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.

by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017