Pumpkin Patch Party

Redhead only, outside Orgy.

A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.

by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011

pump ass

A term coined by Static Noise Podcast member Matt Chinander. It means the same thing as kick ass. Another variation is "Thrust Butt", coined by fellow podcast member Alex.

Andres: What do you think of Let Yourself Go?
Matt: Very pump ass.

by THRUSTDABUTT July 30, 2012

love pump

A man who says he loves a women to get her into bed/to sleep with her

Oh my god Zim is such a love pump, i cant believe that girl fell for his charm

by brazilnat December 17, 2008

Arabian Gas Pump

When a male sticks his cock in a females vagina and pisses (to "fuel" her up)

Man did you hear that TYler did the "Arabian Gas Pump" to Kaitlen yoast last night.

by Ty Is Gay October 27, 2008

pumping

when you get a bike and an air pump and push

I was pumping the air into my bike’s wheels.

by Snugglefuss June 18, 2018

pumpkin carving

Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.

This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.

Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!

by Pablo MonteChristo November 4, 2007

Pump/Come Ratio

Pump/Come ratio (Pump to Come) ratio is measurement on how likely or unlikely to come during intercourse depending on the person.

See example

If a person hovers more 10000/1 he is a very well staminized and will be a succeeder to pleasure an above average woman.Also known as matt.

If you hover below the count 10000/1 you are average.But thats only if you are inexperienced(we all understand).There is no name for this.This is average.

If you are below 5/1.You just suck at pleasuring women and yourself.This person know as a One Pump Chump

Pump/come ratio (sorry UD wants me to say this in the example)

by marmar1 June 16, 2011