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pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after
That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.
by Patrick March 15, 2004
mugGet the pump n' sleepmug.

pumped her up

get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'
john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
mugGet the pumped her upmug.

Pumped My Gun

Your mom pumped my gun in the car when she drove me home.
by prizedflavor January 31, 2010
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german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action
This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.
by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006
mugGet the german penis-pumpmug.

ONE PUMP JUMP

A one pump jump means the dude was in an out in a Flash.
Man, I done had me a one pump jump afore.His name was Rod.He said they called him "HOT ROD". He done got me all.Shoulda been called Quikbert.
by CANDYCANE May 10, 2004
mugGet the ONE PUMP JUMPmug.

Pump N Dump

Another way to describe pulling out during sexual intercourse.
I took a girl home last night who wasn't on the pill so I had to do the ole pump n dump on her back.
by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016
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Donald Trump Pump

Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.
My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.
by Ivanna Sukyadik May 23, 2009
mugGet the Donald Trump Pumpmug.

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