Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021

playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.

“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*

by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021

Platinum

What KSI gives out to his fans as a reward for presenting something amazing on his reddit, and says out loudly causing his lips to burst dramatically.

Yeah, have some PLATINUM!

by Kilobite Panda August 26, 2021

platinum drip

The Drippest Drip you can in New Vegas

“I spent two centuries searching for the platinum drip it’s my inventory my property mine now be a good courier and deliver it!”

“No”

by Nein September 28, 2021

Platinum digger

Like gold digger but with expensive taste and killing is always an option

Katie really is a platinum digger.

by Word maker 12 October 19, 2021

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021