'phinee

Short name for Josephine.
Also can be used to describe a her personality when she fiending for a buzz.

No I don't have any more dope, 'Phinee!!

by MacsFlail October 23, 2018

Phone sex

Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds

(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!

Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh

Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa

by AmazingReals March 21, 2019

coyote phone

Derived from Coyote Ugly:

This occurs when you give someone your phone number when
You are under the influence (drugs or alcohol). Then you get a call from that person the next day. Now you don't remember what they looked like.

Jane went to the bar and got drunk. She met this guy after drinking way too much. He asked for her number so she gave it to him. The next morning she got a call from this guy who said they were talking last night and he wants to get together. Jane has no idea who this guy is or what he looks like. Jane has been a victim of a coyote phone.

by Tony Virelli July 11, 2006

phantom phone

when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.

AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!

by drewskizzle March 28, 2009

jon payne

that chill ass mothafucka thats fuckin down to get throwed any time of tha mothafuckin day and smokes on that mary j til the day he dies! his crazy ass gets locked up too much though and gots to keep his shit on the low sometimes but when he gets off papers, shit gets crunker then a biiitch especially when he sips on that gin!

you see that crazy ass nigga jon payne last night?!!

by happy420mothafucka October 13, 2011

Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

Fake phone call

An easy way to get out of an unwelcome or otherwise uncomfortable conversation.

I don't want to keep hearing about your fucking "two finger la-la with that skank" anymore... "I Gotta go, I've got a fake phone call."

by giantkahuna December 15, 2012