perfect people

People who realize how stupid punk, emo, gothic, skater, etc people are. These people never lose an argument unless they want to because they can always think of something clever to say back or make the other person sound like an idiot. They don't use their amazing powers unless someone pisses them off by either saying or doing something dumb. Usually nice to anyone unless you cross them.

Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.

Perfect people kicked my ass. - Some skater loser

by Josh March 28, 2005

A "perfect storm"

A lame-ass excuse for when you can't justify something outrageous, but you aren't going to do anything it anyway.

The cops killed the child because of a "perfect storm" of human error.

by CleatusVD April 7, 2016

perfect child

a child who listens to everything and anything and does everything told

"omg you are such a perfect child you listen to everything

by bxhek April 8, 2016

Perfect Girl

First of all her name has to be beautiful something like the name “destiny” it is so beautiful and is fit for a queen. Second of all she has to have amazing features she has amazing eyes and beautiful hair and everything about her is great. She wears makeup but she doesn’t need her. She deserves the best in the world. And I wish I had her but I don’t.

I wish destiny was my perfect girl

by Kev Yee yee101 January 6, 2019

perfect attendance

when you dont miss a day of smoking marijuana.

"ay man you wanna burn today?"
"you kno im bout perfect attendance, light it up"

by lakai6721 February 4, 2013

Perfect crime

Any type of crime that was planned out so well, it's impossible to find out the culprit.

The guy who stole my case yesterday had probably been planning it out for a long time, it really was the perfect crime!

by rxwan? May 17, 2020

The perfect girl

Mrs. Clean and perfect.

The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020