Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Palmer

A guy with a record breaking Penis

Jeez, That guy over there! That’s a palmer!

by Palmer February 22, 2020

Palmigo

A word used to bin off a romantic interest by simultaneously friendzoning them and emphasising one of the reasons for doing so is that the patriarchy sucks.

Yo palmigo I just don’t think there was a spark between us.

by Palmiga June 5, 2020

Palmius

The state in which the girl does not believe that she matters the most to people and that she Is loved alot.

I keep telling her she's so cute but she's so palmius.

by Palmie September 8, 2020

palmac

Worst town in the county,it’s all coke addicts and drug dealers but a lot of rich people

We live in trash town palmac

by Carter2x September 18, 2020

palmiga

A lady pal but you want to say it in spanish.

See you soon palmiga!

by JoeG1200 October 12, 2020

Palmyra, Illinois

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.

what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.

by Truthteller1977777 October 19, 2020