tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something

Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.

by Big little v November 5, 2013

paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas

i just paint splattered amy last night

by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022

Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020