Skip to main content

lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.
Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?
by Cummy Bum Hole March 16, 2017
mugGet the lay the eggmug.

KINDER EGG

the act of hitting someone by accident with your car, not fatally and skrrting away.
"How'd you end up in here? I tried to pull a kinder egg but totaled my civic on the freeway."
mugGet the KINDER EGGmug.

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.
Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.
by Sup98 April 7, 2015
mugGet the salmon eggsmug.

Fish Eggs

1.) The smell a scrotum picks up after bouncing off a wet, unclean vagina or anus repeatedly during intercourse.

2.) The dry, hard, foul smelling crust that forms on a scrotum following vigorous sex with a dirty whore.
"Dude... you must have gotten lucky last night. I can smell your fish eggs from here!"

"Holy shit Karen, you gave me some wicked fish eggs! Why don't you try cleaning your ass better?"

"I knew Dave was cheating on me as soon as I caught wind of his fish eggs. I take better care of myself than that."

"Wow! Maximus hit that dude right in the shit stick! I bet he cracked his fish eggs."
by SERAPHIM June 17, 2018
mugGet the Fish Eggsmug.

Eggs Bodagin

"did you hear about that guys eggs bodagin", "you mean angry dragon?"
by irenee February 18, 2008
mugGet the Eggs Bodaginmug.

Blooming egg

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae
When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg
by Andrewpm93 October 4, 2019
mugGet the Blooming eggmug.

egg cement

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.
I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.
by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018
mugGet the egg cementmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email