Jerk off January

Each day in January you got to jerk off

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by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019

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Game of Thrones Jerk

The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.

Bro last night after I binge watched my favorite show I hit the meanest game of thrones jerk.

by Jumbodong1423 April 8, 2019

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next-room-jerk

A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.

I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015

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jerk face butt

When your homies butt looks like a face and they're being a jerk

Mario is such a jerk face butt with his loudness.

by tehheppehp September 12, 2017

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After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.

Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.

by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018

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