Goblin Barrel

A term used to describe a nut sack
“yo dude what did you do with your girl last night

I dragged my goblin barrel on her face
by harry goblin barrels May 12, 2025
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cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56
those damn cock goblins are back
by beddsy January 31, 2021
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Green Goblin

Not only the biggest GOAT of all of the supervillains, but one individual who definitely deserves a spot in the hall of fame.
"Did you watch the new movie, Spiderman: No Way Home?

"Yeah dude it was sick"

"Who killed aunt may again?"

"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"
by protein bor August 9, 2022
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crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today
by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
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bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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