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God

CHUCK Shirley, also known as a wonderful, drunk character from the most beautiful SHOW ever created, Supernatural on CW
Person: oh my god

Supernatural fan: don't you mean oh my chuck skank
by zjzjssns October 19, 2014
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On god

On god is something that getto white girls or just getto girls in general will say. It seems like saying "I swear to god" or "For real"
Jasmin: She fucking does that one more time. Imma beat her ass. On god.
by iluvcarrots333 October 25, 2019
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god is god, i'm not.

Made famous by Beyoncé on her "Don't Hurt Yourself" music video, "GOD IS GOD, I AM NOT" actually means that if god forgives, I don't, which was the context of the song itself (Beyoncé was mad in her song, singing about how he cheated on her).
Boy: Forgive me, I swear I will change.
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*
by YasserB January 9, 2017
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oh my god god

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice
Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
by fruitermelon August 21, 2007
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God

1. He's meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan!!!!
He's a meany!!

*Yeusha might not be one of his names I'm just guessing.
EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Who's that mean guy?
Person 2: That's God.
Person 1: Goddamn that bitch is mean?
Person 2: I don't think God will damn himself.
Person 1: He might..if he was stoned..
Person 2: Wanna slip him some dope?
Person 1:FUCK YES!!!
Person 2: All right!!
Person 1: Let's go.

~6 minutes later~
Person 2: Awww it didn't work.
Person 1: I though putting dope in his coffee was the way to go
Person 4: Not according to this *points at map*
Person 2: What happened to Person 3??
Person 3: djpgoejrt09eut-3joejrjee
Person 1: He's the guy who drank the coffee.

~7 years later~
Person 1: I'm so glad we had this baby together *nurses baby*
Person 2: What ever happened to God?
Satan: I put him in a cage.
Person 2: Really?
Satan: Oh yeah. And I spat on him.
Person 3: Well that's great.
by Maggie Hell January 19, 2009
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God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!
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God

If there is a god, humans sure are not in the form of god. Animals and plants are closer to the form of god, animals really dont mean each other (or humans) harm. People say they dont mean any harm, but theres really no such thing as a person who doesnt mean any harm. Meaning harm is universally human (being inhuman is universally human). What would there be guns for if people really didnt mean harm (including the gun someone plans to use as self defense against somebody else who means them or their family harm)?
Animals dont have bibles, animals dont have guns, so humans must have created god from some sense of guilt, since animals and plants dont seem to need a god, the sun is good enough for them.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020
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