Ninja Porno

A sex tap made by a sneaky friend. It's usually a low-quality film captured by a cell phone.

Guy 1: Man, did you see that girl I brought home from the bar last night? I slayed her on your couch.

Guy 2: Yeah, I made a ninja porno of you with my Iphone.

by double d indy December 11, 2009

Ninjate

The worlds most ultimate hybrid: Pirates and Ninja.
An elite clan with only four remaining members. Often people do not recognize the consequences and misuse the term. They either die or will die soon.
They have a secret headquarters undeground and are training an invincible army.
They have the stealth of the ninja and courage of the pirate.
The Society is entitled ER NINJATE AND ASSOCIATES and is led by Ace and Fix.

Dont fuck with the Pirate. Dont fuck with the Ninja. Especially don't fuck with the Ninjate.

by R Ninjate: Ace October 26, 2006

ninjaistic

like or comparable to the awesomeness of a ninja. as fantastic as a ninja. having the intense skillfullness of a ninja.

that was ninjaistic!

all asian movies are totally ninjaistic!

by secretasianninja September 17, 2010

Mexican Ninja Star

The little white table top lookin things you get with your pizza. If bent out of shape, they resemble ninja stars.

Person 1: "Dude, we just had a mexican ninja star fight in the parking lot."

by WHENINDOUBT June 29, 2009

Computer Ninja

A virus or trojan that has a specific way to enter your computer, mostly likely by you being an idiot and clicking on advertisements. However, you have not clicked anything strange and yet the virus is in your computer.

"Aw man, I have another computer ninja! How did I get that? I've been away for a week!"

by Hedgehog Review October 5, 2009

Fuckin Ninja

An exclamtion used upon completion of a particulary skillful or stealthy activity.

Paul "Dude! How did you manage to sneak past those cops?"

Greg "FUCKIN NINJA!"

by Thuggernaught November 10, 2009

beer pong ninja

a beer pong ninja is one who incorporates stealth and finesse into his or her beer pong game. these ninjas generally hide around doorways and large objects, as the trajectory angle from said furnishings significantly aids the beer pong ninja's shot. these ninjas are rarely seen standing in open space, and will remain hidden from sight until it is his or her turn to shoot, but will only appear for the few seconds it takes to shoot, as the ninja will return to hiding instantly. although he/she may look awkward or silly, it is unwise to underestimate the beer pong ninja, as his/her skills are worthy of singlehandedly destroying a whole team's livers.

man that beer pong ninja whipped my ass. i need to grow a second liver.

how the fuck does ryan shoot from the doorway??
he's a beer pong ninja..

by missambitions July 17, 2010