My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

by Libsu April 19, 2018

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National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

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Fruity Nae Naed

When a little 9 year old crusty Fortnite kid challenges you to a 1 v 1 and kills you once and then you shit on them. You shit on them so hard they start crying and then when you say get fruity nae naed on kid. Then the kid wipes out of existence and nae naeing Nezuko will greet them saying "get shit on kid". (Works effectively on non-cultured swines.)

9 year old (that plays Fortnite): HAHA I killed you noob
Me: (shits on him)

Me: lol who's the noob now

9 year old (that plays Fortnite): (cries)
Me: Get fruity nae naed on kid
9 year old (that plays Fortnite): (Wipes out of existance.)
Nae Naeing Nezuko: (Greets him at the depts of his own state of mind) Get shit on kid

by Xataku February 24, 2021

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Kick a boy named Ayden or Avery

september 15

avery or ayden: why would you kick me

me: because its Kick a boy named Ayden or Avery

by neia_purr September 15, 2021

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my pet named Steve

i love my pet named Steve

all hail My pet named Steve

by all hail steve April 11, 2022

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I hate it when a llama named Carl

A top result when you type in the Google search bar "I hate it when" - this particular phrase is a reference to the Filmcow series Llamas with Hats; specifically episode 1 where we see a handless corpse of a man leaning up against a wall. Paul inquires to his friend Carl what happened, after which Carl confesses to stabbing the man 37 times and eating his hands because he had "the rumblies". This google result alludes to being from the perspective of the stabbed man.

I hate it when a llama named Carl stabbed me in the chest 37 times and eats my hands.

by donutreplyplz July 1, 2022

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