murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

Murray Walker

Legendary British Formula One commentator. Active from 1978 to 2001, he narrated several stars of the sport, including Niki Lauda, Nelson Piquet, Alain Prost, Ayrton Senna, Nigel Mansell, Michael Schumacher, Damon Hill and Mika Hakkinen.

"1 light, 2 lights, 3 lights, 4 lights, 5 lights... AND IT'S GO GO GO GO!" famous narration from Murray Walker

by Ricciardo3f1 April 30, 2020

Murrphobia

The irrational fear of guys named Andrew around the world

Guy named Andrew: Walks in
Me: “Aaahhhh, my Murrphobia!”

by notcat June 26, 2020

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Murry

Murry is a person who doesn't give themselves enough credit. They are always gonna be there for you, and they are always gonna listen to you. They tend to have a smile that is quite literally contagious and spreads really fast so be careful. They are funny, smart, and stupid (sometimes). But don't get on their bad side because they are scary when they are mad.

Murry is marvelous, but she doesn't seem to see that.

by SwizzieBoi September 15, 2020

Murry

Little idiot who is fun and questionably sarcastic at times.

Murry said she wanted to get hit by a bus, she said she was kidding but idk.

by SwizzieBoi September 20, 2020

murasakibara atushi

A very tol purple headed giant. Plays as the Center for Yosen High but was originally a part of the generation of Miracles.

He is a soft hearted guy with a brain the size of a jelly bean. Hates basketball (or so he says) and finds it tiring. When he puts his hair up in a ponytail you’re in trouble.

Stranger 1: hey did you see that super tall guy playing basketball

Stranger 2: oh ya that’s the skyscraper murasakibara atushi

by Yeetyeettsukkimeat October 2, 2020