1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.
2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.
2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.
-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.
- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.
- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.
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A monster that sits; it could sit all the time, some of the time, or barely at all. He or she is just a monster that sits.
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Get the Monseter mug.Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.
See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.
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Also refers to an ugly vagina. The more beat up the vagina is the more it looks like a mooseknuckle. Loose vagina
Also refers to an ugly vagina. The more beat up the vagina is the more it looks like a mooseknuckle. Loose vagina
Aaron: does yana have a cock?
Rob: naw, shes got some huge coochie flaps aka Mooseknuckle Yana
Aaron: wtfh??
Rob: her shit is loose - beat the fuck up!
Rob: her shit is as big as her forehead
Aaron: word
Rob: naw, shes got some huge coochie flaps aka Mooseknuckle Yana
Aaron: wtfh??
Rob: her shit is loose - beat the fuck up!
Rob: her shit is as big as her forehead
Aaron: word
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What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!
2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!
What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!
2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!
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