Your Mother

I'm having relations with all of your mothers.
She hella thick, only true gamers can do someones mother and play fortnite at the same time.

I always land 200 pumps on your mothers

Bro your mother is sucking my c*ck rn

Bro you mothers are fine as rn ngl

by chained rat March 15, 2022

so's ure mother !

Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________

Im Tired.... Mike may hear that while buzzing n say "So's ure mother !.......

by richjr3442001 October 19, 2010

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.

On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"

by Shucky Kunt August 31, 2017

Ur brother is ur mother

One of the eight most deadly phrases in the world. It has not been muttered since the anciet great wars, not to be used lightly.

Justin: Ur mom gay
Kyle: Ur sister a mister
Justin: That's it... Ur brother is ur mother

All the stars' gravity becomes 10000000000x stronger pulling everything into their reaches. Once the final star has been born the big bang happens again.

by capricornicus May 12, 2018

right your mother right

It's totally fucking wrong, you idiot.

--Yes, Chinese virus is right.
--Right your mother right.

by zirc March 17, 2020

making the mother of all omelettes here

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.

Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"

by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022

thats how i met my mother

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,

wwell thats how i met my mother

by naked twistahboyz April 12, 2011