Mental stick

A thin wooden pole with some sort of metal thing on top, usually is sold at "the cum bucket" or you can pre-order the latest version online.
Side-notes:
is completely different from a knife
Is usually very expensive

Stand back! I got a mental stick and I'm not afraid to use it!

by MishonSticks® April 11, 2017

mentalizational

Someone crazy and totally out there

That girl is mentalizational

by Cutiepie24570 January 23, 2017

mental colonoscopy

digging a memory from deep inside the cerebral cortex...almost like pulling it out of your rectum

I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.

by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017

mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum

Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer

by Planet Rob June 16, 2017

mental perv

People trying to get inside your mind and but flat out fake people just to get you typically happens to women

Hey,his being a mental perv to me recently what should I do about him

by Jack Napalmer August 18, 2017

Mentally hard stuck

If someone doesn't evolve mentally and is stuck like in a certain elo in League of Legends

Oh look at this stupid person, he is mentally hard stuck!

by DatBoi0000001 March 8, 2018