By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.
No! Not the mackson!
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Get the Macklerape mug.The systematic slapping of all females.
Usually followed by a long period of silence and a giant thumping sound.
Victim shows a shocked face and proceeds to walk away slowly.
Usually followed by a long period of silence and a giant thumping sound.
Victim shows a shocked face and proceeds to walk away slowly.
Boy 1- Where the hell is my dollar!
Female 1- Calm Down, Damn!
Boy 1- Wtf did you say to me?
( Girl 1 gets manhandled and hits wall)
Boy 1- I thought so.....Bitch!
(Followed by a period of long silence)
Female 3- What was that!
Female 2- That was a Mackocide
Female 1- Calm Down, Damn!
Boy 1- Wtf did you say to me?
( Girl 1 gets manhandled and hits wall)
Boy 1- I thought so.....Bitch!
(Followed by a period of long silence)
Female 3- What was that!
Female 2- That was a Mackocide
by DancerAngel June 2, 2009
Get the Mackocide mug.a good mackeming,is to watch your favourite team,being trounced and played off the park.this leaves acute embarrasment,and the inability to show your face.a good 'makeming',means deserting the team you have supported for life,and walking out,halfway through the game
by mister magpie November 4, 2010
Get the mackeming mug.Mackenzie is a wonderful girl. She's beatiful and usually has very pretty eyes. She has a one-of-a-kind personality. She's very funny and a bit crazy at times, but you will love her. She has a tendency to be bad at maintaining relationships, because her trust with guys is terrible. But when she loves someone, she will give her all to that person. She is a very fragile person, who gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She tends too be very sarcastic, but not to the point where she's rude. But she's a very sweet person as well. Mckenzie can have bad self esteem issues over a simple comment..She doesn't realize her real inner and outer beauty and all the power she has with it. But if you ever have a Mackenzie in your life, be very thankful. She will give you everything she has to make you happy.
"Mackenzie is beautiful"
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Get the Mackenzie mug.Hitting on a girl via texting, called silent because no words are spoken. Often more forward than actually talking in person or on the phone.
"Dude, what are you doing? You haven't look up from your phone all night."
"I'm just silent mackin' this slut"
"I'm just silent mackin' this slut"
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