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Michael Jordan

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!
by Go Backz December 4, 2006
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Jordan

A skinny but hot girl who is somewhat prude. this girl tends to be friends with a cow. this cow tends to follow laxbros with flow. she is a spoiled girl whos dad is very funny.
Your friend is such a Jordan!!
by jimmyshimmylimmy34989 December 26, 2010
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Jordan

A skanky ugly hoe.She spreads her legs for every guy that comes along and she's fat.Everything about her is ugly,personality and looks.She likes guys that are losers and still spreads her legs for them.
Jordan Smith is an ugly little bitch and a cunt.She's nothing but a whore and is cheap.You can buy sex from Jordan Smith because she's a loser and would do something like that,seeing how much of a filthy hoe bag Jordan Smith is she'd probably give it up for free.But be careful she probably has STDS.
by Drill Sgt. Smalls July 24, 2012
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A MASSIVE amount of hair on the face, unbelieveable!
Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face!
by El123 October 22, 2008
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jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.
That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!
by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009
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Jordan

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
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Gay, A loser, Commonly refers to Hollys as Horny.
and has an microscopic penis.
Far man, hes a Jordan!
What a Jordan!
by Holly.T.C January 5, 2011
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