Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.
by Rahamyyy December 25, 2009
Get the Amanda Jones mug.1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
by Tony Pain December 1, 2007
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"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"
by Rogue Employee August 5, 2008
Get the Jimmy Jones mug.Sexual act: beginning a tongue-punching event with your partner(s) by partner A (receiving end) releasing a fart and at the same time partner B (performer) replacing the displaced air (the fart) with their tongue into the butthole.
Chick: Hey babe, I totally want you to lick my asshole
Dude: Totally, as long as I get to eat your fart, you know, Indiana Jones style.
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Get the Indiana Jones mug.holy fuckin shit it’s Lego Indiana Jones the goddamn creme de la crop. I’d shit my pants right here in this Walmart if it meant I could get my greasy hands on that LEGO Indiana Jones set!
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Get the Lego Indiana Jones mug.Whilst getting a blowy, you pull out, lower your dick to the side and whip it across her face, all the while making a "whipping" sound, gracefully adding "It's Mr. Jones bitch!" This all takes place as the Indy theme song blares in the background.
After picking a chick up at the club, she started giving me a shitty blowjob, so I had to Indiana Jones that bitch.
by littlefritzy January 2, 2010
Get the Indiana Jones mug.Yes, BJU is an abnormal Christian college in Greenville, SC. Given the fact that half of the student population has come out of home-school, people there are a bit weird and ignorant of the "outside world." Strict rules and ridiculous guidelines plague every aspect of campus life. The dining common alone is enough to freak anyone out. However beneath all of the seemingly ludicrous and preposterous mandates, lies a core administration with a genuine heart that longs only to help there students. Their intentions are genuine but perhaps they are also misguided. Then again, who’s perfect?
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