circle jerk

Invite friends around to jerk each of in a circle( because your all virgins)"average" thing that "average" friends do am I right;)

Wanna come round to my circle jerk session bro

by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017

Jerk off

a dance off involving the move the jerk

once the jerk has been done in the dance off it has officially become a jerk off...no backsies

"yo dude, tommy can dance"

"i know bro...he totally smoked those guys in a jerk off"

by spenzarrr September 2, 2009

Jerker

A computer workstation or desk manufactured by Ikea. It is metal and wood and is modular in that Ikea provides extra shelves and drawers to expand and modify it.

My Jerker holds all three of my computers and is where I spend my time working at home.

by Patrick Palmer July 15, 2003

jerkel

1.v.To act suprised after prematurely ejaculating. Derived from the television character Steve Urkel who was constantly suprised by his own clumsliness.

2. n. semen that has been ejaculated some time during foreplay.

1. After he jerkeled she went into the bathroom and finished herself off with the shower head.

2.Looking down at the warm puddle of jerkel running down her knee he exclaimed, "Did I do that?".

by hategravy September 19, 2009

accidental jerk

someone who finds themselves acting like a jerk by mistake or accident.

I am such an accidental jerk for calling that homosexual man a fagget.

by oatmeal157 February 26, 2009

Jerk-baby

The type of guy who pumps gas in New Jersey.

That jerk-baby smelled like old peas and sneakers!

by David R. Erhard July 4, 2005

Jerkbag

In essence, a bag of jerk.
Derived from the insults jerk, and dirtbag.

1.A mean person
2.What to call someone who is pissing you of at the moment

Marc: Matt, you're wrong.
Matt: You're right.
Marc: Stop agreeing with me.
Matt: Sorry Marc, Yo're Right.
Marc: SHUT UP JERKBAG! (punches him in chest)

by Ms. Sherris March 11, 2008