jelly roll blues

A woman who is horny and wants a good hard screwing has the “jelly roll blues”. The jelly roll is the vagina and it has the blues for some satisfaction.

Girlfriend- “I’ve had a serious case of the jelly roll blues since my boyfriend has been out of town. I can’t wait until he gets back and gives my pussy the attention it deserves.”

by Chungous October 17, 2023

shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.

I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.

by pcb1 July 19, 2011

Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler

The act of a male taking blue or orange jelly or jello then masturbating often resulting in sticky hands and or sticky penises and balls

Not to be confused with jello tubber

Mah bitch Alice wasn't close so I had to do the Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler and my balls and penis are sticky now

by dat stupid nigga February 5, 2014

splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy

I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.

by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014

penis jelly

(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.

Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.

by Drunkwonderbread August 6, 2014

poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

Mint jelly

A spread to put on meat for extra flovor also induces meow

"that mint jelly made me meow"

by skillzdavid May 15, 2016