january 17

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

by mydic khurt October 16, 2019

Rio de Janeiro

1.) A good city with HOT WOMEN, but a very LARGE crime rate. They were thinking about putting up a wall to trap escaping bullets from the downtown area of the city, but instead lifted all speed limits so that travelers could go faster without being shot.

Brazilian A: Let's do a driveby!
Brazilian B: We can't since the speed limit was lifted. People drive way to fast, and I can't even hit them
Brazilian A: Fuck you, man

by MORELLIVS July 11, 2005

january 24

someone dumb who loves halloween more then christmas.

jenn: why is everyone forgetting about halloween it’s only january 24th😡
me: because christmas is better

by uhohstinkytehe October 13, 2019

january 18

The best day ever! Um today a phoopachinga was born so honor a phoopachinga by saying wah sah

Phoopachinga: Wah sah it’s january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS

by A crazy Child April 20, 2019

January 3

Dress as a VSCO GIRL/BOY for the day!

Julie: “-and I oop, dropped my hydro flasksksksksk.”
Liam: “Why the hell are you saying that, ITS SOOOO ANNOYING!”
Julie: “ because it’s January 3rd, hahaha.”

by Unknown crackhead November 5, 2019

14 january

Individual who loves the month January.

She loves the change of seasons and is really 14 January.

by Stetty_love October 14, 2019

jakearchambault

He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.

"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"

by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008