this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards
dutch apple dutch apple
by harris87 February 03, 2011
by Little Lester July 21, 2003
A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.
by dutchoven September 19, 2006
by Little Lester July 21, 2003
The act of stink farting or shitting ones self under the bed sheets, then stuffing your partners, brothers, sisters, moms head under the covers until they are paraplegic or something of that nature, unable to move.
My mom was getting on my nerves so bad last night, so i asked her to come to my room, and i ended up giving that bitch a dutch oven while she sucked on my cock.
by v1ru5 April 25, 2006
Find an attractive young girl of Dutch decent, have her put on a pair of wooden shoes and runaround in a circle until she is good and sweaty, then eat jer hot oven baked ass.
Bon Appetite!!!
Bon Appetite!!!
by The Skipper October 27, 2004
by cain batka March 17, 2007