Clean house

When the female cleans the tip of the penis after ejaculation with her mouth and tongue, often portrayed in pornographic videos.

Hey baby I'm glad you're here, you're just in time to clean house.

by momosexxxual July 28, 2010

hourse

A house for a horse

We ran out of room in the barn so we built a hourse for some of our prize winning steeds

by largehorse May 20, 2016

Monkey House

After anal fisting, the man or woman pulls out their hand and flings poo at their partner, mimicking the animals at the Monkey House at the Zoo.

After a rousing bout of ass-fisting, he pulled his hand out and Monkey Housed her.

by Cincy Chili Dog June 10, 2008

Clown House

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 12, 2007

brick shit house

A huge motherfucker with gigantic muscles that could fuck up anyone that doesn't take steroids and go to the gym 6 days a week.

Look at Alfalfa, he is one huge motherfucking brick shit house.

by FrameMan February 24, 2009

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

house warming activist

A person that eagerly tries to get the ball rolling on your house warming party. House warming activists are very tenacious and often ask you 'when is your house warming party?' every day.

Duder 1: "Dude you moved in like 2 days ago! He's already asking you about that?"

Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."

Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."

by westfalia March 5, 2010