by YaMomStink December 7, 2020
Get the Hit Bittlemug. by J.A.Y.D.E.N March 25, 2019
Get the Hit Or Missmug. This phrase relates to a series of urination and bowel movement feats. The phrase is derived from the baseball term of "hitting for the cycle" where a player hits for a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game. The concept here is the same. You must "hit for the cycle" in the same house or apartment in one night. Follow the steps below to ensure you'll never be invited back to their place again:
Single: Pee off a balcony or ledge.
Double: Piss like a little kid onto a fence or wall (ex. have your pants around your ankles while you pee in public).
Triple: Urinate in a closet.
Home Run: Do an upper decker (The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet)
Single: Pee off a balcony or ledge.
Double: Piss like a little kid onto a fence or wall (ex. have your pants around your ankles while you pee in public).
Triple: Urinate in a closet.
Home Run: Do an upper decker (The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet)
"Bruce is only a double shy of hitting for the cycle!"
"Three people have hit for the cycle at Kay's in the past two months. I don't think she's going to throw another party anytime soon."
"Three people have hit for the cycle at Kay's in the past two months. I don't think she's going to throw another party anytime soon."
by badIdeas82 April 21, 2010
Get the hit for the cyclemug. a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.
I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.
by huh March 21, 2004
Get the Smash Hitsmug. Hit it first means, to be the one to take a girls virginity away. To fuck her first, to be the first one to get the pussy
by TheUltimateJay October 9, 2016
Get the Hit it firstmug. verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:
dick it
hand fuck
prioritize
etc.
dick it
hand fuck
prioritize
etc.
Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!
Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day
Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day
by expresstrain December 19, 2006
Get the hit the hammermug. Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.
She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.
This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.
This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.
by Carlton G. Long September 5, 2020
Get the Would Not Hitmug.